ALL OF US PRESENTS:

💋⚡️ THOSE DAMN KIDZ ⚡️💋

The children of the underground are back, darlings!

On Saturday, June 13th, we’re throwing it all the way back to the filthy, fabulous, lawless energy of the 90’s NYC club kid era — where fashion was louder than the music, nobody cared what time it was, and the dance floor was religion. AMEN, Bitchezzz!

This is CLUB KID FILTH!

Think:

🪩 Limelight energy

💄 House of Xtravaganza attitude

⚡️ Tunnel after-hours chaos

👠 outrageous looks

🖤 Queer nightlife rebellion

📸 zero shame

🚫 A time when phones didn't exist

Featuring sounds from:

🔥 ALI GRIA

🔥 SYNES

🔥 PHOENIX

Hosted by the mother to the House of Silver herself:

✨ STARLING SILVER ✨

Expect high energy house, rave classics, filthy beats, fashion, performance, dancing until your makeup melts off, and a room full of beautiful weirdos serving looks all night long. Beauty is VIOLENCE.

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📍 Ophelia's

388 Broadway

Albany, NY

📅 Saturday • June 13

⏰ Doors at 10PM

💵 $20 ENTRY

🍸 One Drink Included

💃 Dance like a slut

👠 Dress EXPENSICVE. Act CHEAP.

The bigger the look, the better. Fur. Fishnets. Vinyl. Platforms. Glitter. Cyber. Trash glam. Give us drama. Give us menace. Give us NYC nightlife filth.

🚫 NO PHONES ON THE FLOOR, DARLING.

Be present. Be hot. Cause chaos respectfully.

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Come sexy.

Come overdressed.

Come dangerous.

Come dressed like your hometown would hate you.

THIS IS FOR THOSE DAMN KIDZ!